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Post by Rory Clarke on Dec 5, 2020 0:25:20 GMT
"And this one is actually half-fallen angel. I call him Lucifurr."
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop."
Rory Clarke, star officer of the Anthem PD, reduced to running regular patrols once again. He had been sitting in his car, playing games on his phone while on the clock, when he spotted a guy running out of a convenience store with a bunch of candy. There were shouts behind him, calling him all kinds of derogatory names and telling him to get back there, but what candy thief would ever do such a thing?
Unfortunately for this candy thief, however, he had crossed Rory.
Fast forward to two hours of chasing this guy down, who just happened to be a goddamned parkour expert for some reason, and Rory finally cornered him around the same convenience store they had just come from. He was in the middle of arresting the guy when he started talking about his fursonas in-depth, and Rory's latest dismissal had the guy calling him out for being an anti, waving his art book around in Rory's face.
"No, it's not that I hate furries. I respect the craft. But that's such an overdone, easy name with no creative thought process put behind it! You could at least have put more effort into- Damn, that is some GOOD art." Rory began, before getting halted when he saw the sketches in the dude's hands. "Why the hell are you robbing convenience stores for? You should be selling this stuff online!"
The guy shrugged, looking at Rory in surprise. "I can't say I was expecting you to be supportive considering you're arresting me. You're not like most of the cops I see around here. And judging from how bad you are at chases, probably not a native either."
The little shit.
"Hey, I was just going easy on you, just so you know. I could've got you at any time. But for your information, I came here a few months ago from Hiraeth City." Rory stated, and the guy looked at him incredulously. "Uhh, that sounds made up."
Rory frowned, pulling out his phone. Why did everyone always say that? "It is a totally real city. Just look it up online! See? Right here! Hiraeth City is one of the largest cities in the United States, located in the state of-"
He didn't get to finish his sentence. A loud explosion in the distance cut him off, and Rory nearly dropped his phone in shock. Telling the kid to get behind him, he would draw his firearm as he looked at the smoke and debris, it seemed a car had exploded and people were running. Perhaps this was his chance to finally be a hero and win his boss's favor.
"Uh..."
A... man? Thing? had started to emerge from the smoke. A large being dressed entirely like a cow standing upright. In its hands were molotov cocktails, and it was lobbing them in every which direction. On the suit, the udders were replaced with... bladed dildos, waving around wildly with every motion the assailant made. He was slowly getting closer to their location.
Taking a step back, because he was just absolutely shocked and had no idea how to react, Rory would hit his radio.
"This is Officer Clarke. I am currently at the intersection between 83rd and Mojo Street. There is a..."
He looked at the angry cow man.
"H-he's currently armed with..."
The sex toy udders were jiggling back and forth disgustingly.
"Someone please help."
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Post by Aiko on Dec 5, 2020 0:52:49 GMT
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Aiko didn't consider herself any sort of deviant, but she'd interacted with enough furries in her day and could recognize when furry rights were being violated. Naturally, seeing some no-good cop apprehending a Yiffer in the flesh, Aiko felt compelled to act. For the good of the Furries.... and their tiny, furry hearts.
She'd been on her way back from work, wearing a Voimat Industries-sanctioned sweatshirt and a plaid skirt, a backpack slung over her shoulders with all her... supplies. You know. Tech stuff. Maybe an improvised explosive or two, but who cares? YOLO. It was for the fish at the docks to worry about later.
Her eyes caught the sight of a hate crime, true prejudice, and having nothing better to do with her life, approached the offending cop and the poor Furry.
Oh, she was going to give that officer an earful alright. She was going to put him in his place-- tell him he had no right to discriminate against a minority group like this. She'd stomped over with a pout on her face. "Hey, leave the kid alone, what did Furries ever do to y--"
And then shit blew up. Literally. And this time it wasn't her fault. The teenage intern would've jumped five feet into the air and into the arms of the officer beside her, had she not been weighed down by her own contraband.
What she saw next was the most terrifying she'd ever laid eyes upon, and suddenly she was filled with regret for even entertaining the notion of defending Furries and their Fursuits. The wolf ones looked okay, this cow one looked shitless.
"Oh no, oh fuck," she spoke, eyes wide. "Are those dildos? W-Why on all the udders? You can't even use them like that..." The positioning was all off. It would be an uncomfortable fuck, knives aside.
He was getting closer. The blades were waving around threateningly. Aiko gulped. "We got to go." She grabbed the officer's hand. "WE GOTTA GO, HE'S GOT BLADED DILDOS AND EXPLOSIVES." She started running in the opposite direction, cop in tow.
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Post by Ayden Black™ on Dec 22, 2020 22:35:14 GMT
 “Sorry Office Clarke, all forces are currently busy in preparations for the Policeman Ball. Please hold your position and we’ll see what we can do.”A voice came back from Rory’s radio. Of course that’s what the tax paying dollars were going towards. A few moments later, another voice would answer back from Rory’s radio. “Can you confirm the landing zone’s clear?”This time it was a man’s voice. It seemed strained, as if someone was trying too hard to conceal their voice by acting overly comic. A loud whistling sound could be heard as Rory and Aiko could see what could only be described a missile flying overhead. It penetrated the street as it landed, luckily not exploding. However smoke seemed to bellow out of it, accompanied by coughing. “Fear not innocent citizens! For it is -cough- For it is -cough- Is -cough- I! Anthem Man!”I moved away from the smoke doing my sick battle poses to strike fear into the hearts of my enemy. Unfortunately for me, the smoke had disoriented and made me a little lightheaded so I ended up moving directly into Rory and Aiko’s way as they ran. |
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